We come

in peace

"the nicest aliens in the milky way galaxy!"

THE FOUNDERS

G-APPLE (☌-⏃⌿⌿⌰⟒) & PLUM (⌿⌰⎍⋔)

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First Order Clones, G-APPLE (☌-⏃⌿⌿⌰⟒) and PLUM (⌿⌰⎍⋔) leave their home planet, Kamino, to explore the Milky Way Galaxy.

1999
They visited many planets with multiple life forms but while visiting Earth they are introduced to the sport of fingerboarding and they become cosmically obsessed.

2020
After many more years of traveling the galaxy PLUM and G-APPLE retire in Earth’s orbit and begin plans to open a fingerboard shop to share their passion for fingerboards with Earthlings and their many friends in outer space.

2021
After a year of rigorous design and testing G-APPLE and PLUM devised a way to manufacture fingerboards in outer space with NO WOOD. They decided to use an advanced Earth technology that combines Polylactic Acid (C3H4O2)n into three dimensional shapes, using a process called Fused Deposition Modeling to create each technically designed deck.

2022
PLUM and G-APPLE find the perfect human subject and use their Extra Sensory Perception (ESP) to persuade (control) him into opening Earth’s first COSMIC FINGERBOARDS store.

04/2022
First shipments of fingerboards have arrived! Online store opens.

THE EARTHLINGS

IGOR

IGOR (⟟☌⍜⍀) is our first human employee. He lives in Nevada near our Earth based home. He will be doing all the skilled labor while we vacation on Risa.

VISIT OUR CLONING & REPLICATION SHIP

During your next trip to outer space, please schedule some time to visit our CLONING & REPLICATION operations on our HEIGHLINER CLASS ship that we nicknamed “The Kwisatz Haderach”.

We are conveniently stationed in low orbit above the landmass of North America.

Stop by anytime! We love Earthlings!

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